So - you want to become an affiliate?

Here is how it works: Our base comission starts at 20% per-shirt sold. If a customer buys any number of shirts from us - you get 20% of that sale. If a customer buys from us within a 30 day window of visiting our site, you will get 20% of that sale. It's that simple.

Here are some quick FAQ's:

Question:Do your shirts sell?

Answer: You bet your sweet affiliate ass they do! Our shirts are hotter than girl-on-girl porn! We are working with some of the greatest designers on the planet.

Question:Is your affiliate program accurate?

Answer:To the penny. We are religious with our business operations around here. If you ain't happy - we ain't happy. And when we ain't happy, we kill children and puppies.

Question:How accurate are you stats?

Answer:Up to the second. You will know the second someone orders a shirt or clicks on a link or banner.

Question:Am I limited to how many banners and which items I can link?

Answer:Hell no! As a matter of fact, we request that you just post our entire product catalog up on your site. But, since you probably won't do that, we'll settle for you choosing which ever shirt you want to post.

Question:What if I'm selling a ton of shirts - can you increase my percentage?

Answer:Gladly! We'll discuss those details after you've made $100 bucks off of us.

Question:How tall are you?

Answer:Both of the sinning catholics are 6'2", one of the dirty jews is 6'5", and the other dirty jew is 5'8" and some change.

Cool... Go ahead and sign up - especially fat-cats in Nigeria and other countries in Africa with a great fortune that they are trying to get out of their country.