Privacy Notice
We, by nature, absolutely loathe the very idea of sharing. We selfishly guard and protect your contact information in our records for the sole purpose of order confirmation. We do not rent, sell or distribute our customers information or email addresses to anybody.
Some Basic Q & A
- Question: Why can't I seem to find my credit card information that I used earlier when I log back in?
- Answer: We only store the information needed to process and ship your order, we do not store your credit card number. It is transmitted through Authorize.net, and we never even see it. We don't like theives.
- Question: Is your site secure?
- Answer: You bet your sweet-shopping-ass it is! We use a 256bit SSL from Equifax Secure INC.
- Question: Do you share my information with anyone else?
- Answer: Hell no, partner! We value your privacy like we value a well-hung midget!!
- Question: How long does it take to get my order?
- Answer: Our shirts are made on-demand. Our presses are on the premesis. Normally, we reserve a 7 day window from the time you order your shirt, but we usually get them out the door by the following day.
- Question: Do you use iron-on patches?
- Answer: Lets see... WWJD? Jesus would use Plastisol Inks like us. And he would laugh at the idea of using a heat transfer method.
- Question: Can I get a discount on a bulk order?
- Answer: Sure you can! Contact support for some prices.
- Question: When I tried to checkout, your stupid site asked me for my state. I don't have a state! I live in Mongolia. What do I do?
- Answer: Enter your country twice. It'll work. Yes it will. No- really- it will work.
